Episode

Pilot

by Anthony Russo, Joe Russo, Dan Harmon, Jeff Winger, Joel Mchale and 15 others

Jeff Winger, a lawyer whose degree has been revoked, finds himself at Greendale Community College where he forms a study group consisting of Pierce, Britta, a 28-year old drop out; Shirley, a middle-aged and recently divorced woman; Abed, a pop-culture ju

(5 total)

Characters

Dan Harmon (5)Joel Mchale (4)Jeff Winger (4)Donald Glover (1)Troy Barnes (1)

“I did a little bit of lying to get close to you.”

— Dan Harmon, Jeff Winger, Joel Mchale, imdb.com

Tagged: lying, close, admit

“Woah, you just wrinkled my brain.”

— Dan Harmon, Troy Barnes, Donald Glover, imdb.com

Tagged: woah, wrinkled, Brain, Mind Blown

“You are all better than you think you are. You are designed not to believe it when you hear it from yourself.”

— Dan Harmon, Jeff Winger, Joel Mchale, imdb.com

Tagged: better, designed, Hear, Confidence, Self-Esteem

“What makes humans different from other animals? We're the only species on earth that observes Shark Week. Sharks don't even observe Shark Week, but we do.”

— Dan Harmon, Jeff Winger, Joel Mchale, imdb.com

Tagged: humans, Animals, Species, Shark Week

“I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God or truth is relative.”

— Dan Harmon, Jeff Winger, Joel Mchale, imdb.com

Tagged: discovered, talk, early age, Right, Wrong