“[Kevin asking Andy to buy him some beer for the party]
Kevin: So, will you buy me this?
Andy: Sure! But that's olive oil.
[Kevin grabs another bottle]
Andy: That's maple syrup.
[Kevin grabs a third bottle]
Andy: That's shampoo.
”
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