“Drinking shows a real commitment to becoming a cooler person.”

“[Kevin asking Andy to buy him some beer for the party] Kevin: So, will you buy me this?…”

“Kevin French: Uh, we're still friends, right? Wally Langford: Oh, of course. We're as…”

“Bart: The guys who wrote this cartoon don't know squat. Itchy should have tied Scratchy's…”