“A cult of murderous housewives. Before 9/11, I wouldn't have believed it. Or at least I'd ask you some follow-up questions. But that's just not the world we live in anymore.”
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“I don't want to live on this planet anymore.”
“Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.”
“At the risk of sounding negative, no.”
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