“That is a girl that you have on the side, Joel. It’s not a girl you marry. You don’t…”

“She’s young, she’s emptyheaded, she doesn’t eat. She’s a shiksa.”

“[in an Amsterdam hash bar] The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an…”

“Well, the best advice I can give is that you never know who's gonna grow up to be famous,…”