“That is a girl that you have on the side, Joel. It’s not a girl you marry. You don’t introduce her to your fucking parents.”Tagged: Girl, on the side, affair, Marry, Meet the Parents
“She’s young, she’s emptyheaded, she doesn’t eat. She’s a shiksa.”Tagged: young, Insult, empty headed, Yiddish
“You go explain Yom Kippur to gentiles. We’re happy, but we’re starving. It’s New Years, but we’re guilty.”Tagged: Jewish Holidays, explanation, Happy, starving