“Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people ‘real life.’ She said, real life sucks…”

“They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I'm worshiped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior.”

“I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad every time I did it…”

“Tomorrow, I'll be kissing her aerobicized ass, but tonight, let me dream of a world…”