“Never, ever blow… So I feel like this is a fairly obvious one, but in all honestly, at one point I had no idea that that’s not actually how blow jobs work. I would think they would call it a suck job if you were supposed to literally suck it dry… just saying.”
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“Masturbate, obviously. If you can't get yourself off, then no one else will.”
“At least attempt to sext.”
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