“Byrd Huffstodt: I just went to a rainbow party last night at Tim's. That's totally it. Beth Huffstodt: A rainbow party? Wow. Byrd, I am so glad that she feel safe enough to tell us about this. And we'll talk about it and we'll just keep talking, you know, about it. And I'm sure there's a lot that yo…”— David Maples, Byrd Huffstodt, Anton Yelchin, imdb.com
“Hitchhiker: [explaining why he gives head for rides] Have you seen the price of bus tickets lately? There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. Jay: Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. Hitchhiker: Don't be so suburban. It's the new millennium. Gay, straight..…”— Kevin Smith, Jay, Jason Mewes, imdb.com
“Burt Canton: She stopped putting it in her mouth soon as the ring went on her finger. Lorne Malvo: Well, that's a national tragedy, Burt.”— Noah Hawley, Lorne Malvo, Billy Bob Thornton, imdb.com
“Keith: What's so strange? David: I don't know … the thought that I just got blown in the same bed where my mom used to read me The Runaway Bunny.”— Craig Wright, Keith Charles, Mathew St. Patrick, imdb.com
“How is being in the military like getting a blowjob? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What did one of the prostitute’s knees say to the other? How come we spend so little time together?”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Why do blondes make awful bank robbers? Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“I was well enough to suck your cock! I did every fucked-up thing you wanted! All the freaky shit she'd never do because you promised me we would run off and we would be a family!”— Margaret Atwood, Bruce Miller, Nina Fiore, Janine, imdb.com
“After shoving your tongue all up in there, give your man's slack some attention of its own. If he has lots of hood, suck on it and give it little nibbles, just be careful.”— Brian Moylan, vice.com
“Now, some guys can’t handle too much attention being paid to their intact tip, so don’t take it personally if he wants you to back off! Always respect your partner’s wishes and no need to get embarrassed.”— Dr. V, thefrisky.com
“One technique that really hits the spot is circling the inside of the foreskin with your tongue. You can also lightly massage the head with your thumb and pointer finger. But don’t go pressing too hard — again, stay soft with the touch.”— Dr. V, thefrisky.com
“The head of the penis is a very pleasurable place for uncircumcised penises, so just by putting your mouth on the tip could get your guy going.”— Fabiana Buontempo, gurl.com
“Deep throating (putting the entire penis in your mouth) is not as crucial to an uncircumcised guy compared to a cut guy.”— Fabiana Buontempo, gurl.com
“Try moving your tongue around on the underside of his penis while you do your basic up-and-down maneuver.”— Vanessa Marin, lifehacker.com
“During oral, hold the side of your vibe against your cheek as you take him in and out. Your wet, quivering mouth will feel unexpected and arousing.”— Bethany Heitman, cosmopolitan.com
“Not all queer women want to have sex with men, but that doesn’t mean we don’t like to give or receive blow jobs. Strap-ons can lend themselves to exciting power exchanges between women, and can be empowering because they allow us to take ownership over heterosexual or gay sex acts.”— Noah Michelson, huffingtonpost.com
“Not giving blowjobs. Somewhere along the way, some women picked up the belief that giving head is hard, or a burden, or even a little degrading. But the flip side to that is that it’s the empowering way to intimately making your man come. Men love enthusiasm.”— Kate Ferguson, thebolde.com