“Cartman: Wait a minute! [points at his mom/dad] If she's my dad, who's my mom?
Narrator: Who is Eric Cartman's mother? Is it Ms. Crabtree, Sheila Broflovski, the Mayor?
Cartman: ARGH, FORGET IT!”
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