“Royal: [Points to Henry] He's not your father. Margot: Neither are you.”— Wes Anderson, Owen Wilson, Royal Tenenbaum, Gene Hackman, imdb.com
“Cartman: Wait a minute! [points at his mom/dad] If she's my dad, who's my mom? Narrator: Who is Eric Cartman's mother? Is it Ms. Crabtree, Sheila Broflovski, the Mayor? Cartman: ARGH, FORGET IT!”— David A. Goodman, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“Since the last South Park, you've waited four long weeks to find out who the father of Eric Cartman is. Now, finally, the shocking truth about Cartman's lineage… will not be seen tonight, so that we can bring you the following special presentation.”— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Announcer, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“Narrator: Who is Eric Cartman's father? Is it Chief Running Water? Or is it Chef? Is it Mephesto? Or that little monkey guy that follows him around? Or is it Mr. Garrison? Jimbo: Nope. He's gay. Mr. Garrison: You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! Narrator: Is it Jimbo? Jimbo: Daaagh! Narrator:…”— David A. Goodman, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com