“Chief Running Water: I hate to break this to you, but your mother is what we Native Americans call 'bear with wiiiide canyon.'
Cartman: Huh?
Chief Running Water: She is 'doe who cannot keep legs together.'
Cartman: What?
Chief Running Water: Your mom's a slut.
Cartman: Hey!”
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