Episode

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

by David A. Goodman, Trey Parker, Toddy Walters, Jay Leno, Matt Stone and 10 others

Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom "had relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance," he finds that there's more to his mother

(6 total)

Characters

Trey Parker (6)David A. Goodman (6)Eric Cartman (4)Mary Kay Bergman (1)Stan Marsh (1)Ms. Cartman (1)

“Cartman: More tea, Rumpertumskin? Rumpertumskin: Yes, please, Eric. You are tough and handsome. Cartman: Thank you, Rumpertumskin. And what do you think about me, Clyde Frog? Clyde Frog: I think you're a big fat piece of crap. Cartman: AY!”

— David A. Goodman, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: Tough, Handsome, insults, Crap

“Chief Running Water: I knew that she wanted me because she kept saying romantic things. Mrs. Cartman: 'Oh Chief, I want your hot man-chowder.' Chief Running Water: Whoa, Hell-o!”

— David A. Goodman, Trey Parker, Ms. Cartman, Mary Kay Bergman, imdb.com

Tagged: Hot Man-chowder, Romantic

“Narrator: Who is Eric Cartman's father? Is it Chief Running Water? Or is it Chef? Is it Mephesto? Or that little monkey guy that follows him around? Or is it Mr. Garrison? Jimbo: Nope. He's gay. Mr. Garrison: You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! Narrator: Is it Jimbo? Jimbo: Daaagh! Narrator:…”

— David A. Goodman, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: paternity, denver broncos

“Mrs. Crabtree: COME ON! WE'RE RUNNING LATE! Stan: We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch! Mrs. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! Stan: I said we're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch. Mrs. Crabtree: [calmly] Oh. Alright then. [drives off] Kyle: Whoa, dude! Stan: I always wondered if that would work.”

— David A. Goodman, Stan Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: fat ugly bitch, insults

“Cartman: Mom, can I ask you a question? Mrs. Cartman: Sure, Hun. Cartman: You know how my friend Stan has, like, a dad? Mrs. Cartman: Uh-huh. Cartman: And my friend Kyle has a dad and my friend Kenny has a dad? Mrs. Cartman: Yes? [long pause] Mrs. Cartman: Well, what's your question, Hun? Cartman: G…”

— David A. Goodman, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: facts of life, Birds and Bees, Reproduction, Hoo-Hoo Dilly, Cha-Cha

“Chief Running Water: I hate to break this to you, but your mother is what we Native Americans call 'bear with wiiiide canyon.' Cartman: Huh? Chief Running Water: She is 'doe who cannot keep legs together.' Cartman: What? Chief Running Water: Your mom's a slut. Cartman: Hey!”

— David A. Goodman, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: Slut, Slut-shaming, Native Americans