“Mrs. Crabtree: COME ON! WE'RE RUNNING LATE!
Stan: We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch!
Mrs. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Stan: I said we're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch.
Mrs. Crabtree: [calmly] Oh. Alright then. [drives off]
Kyle: Whoa, dude!
Stan: I always wondered if that would work.”
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