“It's like goddamn Cocktoberfest in here. I'm excited too, but let's not touch dicks,…”

“It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a…”

“There's gonna be an ass-ton of crabs, lobsters, wine, Bartles & Jaymes, corn on the cob,…”

“I'm wearing all black. Outlaws wear black. Fags and cocaine dealers wear white.”