“It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a…”

“There's gonna be an ass-ton of crabs, lobsters, wine, Bartles & Jaymes, corn on the cob,…”

“I'm wearing all black. Outlaws wear black. Fags and cocaine dealers wear white.”

“Gross! You're crop-dusting my whole entire bedroom with your pubes right now. Don't be…”