“This is special teams. We like to play hard, we like to party hard. We also like to triple team chicks, that's European style. Don't worry, our dicks will never touch.”— Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, Harmon Tedesco, James Cade, imdb.com
“It's like goddamn Cocktoberfest in here. I'm excited too, but let's not touch dicks, alright.”— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com
“If you want to find some quality friends, you have to wade through all the dicks first.”— Trey Parker, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“Wait for the ramp, Morty. They love the slow ramp. It really gets their dicks hard”— Dan Guterman, Dan Harmon, Justin Roiland, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com
“Mary: Why does an angel want me dead? Dean: [uncomfortably] 'Cause they're dicks.”— Sera Gamble, Nancy Weiner, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com
“Please stop pretending that I haven't seen a dick before.”— Sheila Callaghan, Laura, Tara Lynne Barr, imdb.com
“Sometimes you will feel overwhelmed with emotion and want to cry during sex. That’s okay. You’re not crazy. There’s just a dick inside of you. We’ve all been there.”— Ryan O'Connell, thoughtcatalog.com