Logan: You read these in your spare time? Oh yeah, Charles, we got ourselves an X-Men fan. You do know they're all bullshit right? Maybe a quarter of it happened – but not like this. In the real world, people die! And no self-promoting asshole in a fucking leotard can stop it!

Charles: Logan.

Logan: This is ice cream for bedwetters!

Charles: Logan…

Logan: That nurse has been feeding her some grade-A bullshit.

Charles: I don’t think Laura needs reminding of life's impermanence.

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