Quotes tagged ‘Bullshit’

“Deep down, I knew I was full of shit. I’d read comments on my work while actively sobbing and wondering what it might be like to throw myself in front of a bus.”

— Amanda Richards, amandakater.substack.com

“Lou Brown: Hey, Jake. How's the knees holding up? Jake Taylor: Great! Never been better. Lou Brown: Mobility’s good? No problem getting off the throw to second? Jake Taylor: No problemo. Lou Brown: I need a catcher, Jake. Someone who can lead this team on the field. But I want the absolute truth, he…”

— David S. Ward, Lou Brown, James Gammon, imdb.com

“Trip: Thought you’d be lookin’ for transportation outta town by now. Q: Trip, man. You gotta tell me what’s goin’ on. Trip: You done slid down a razor blade and landed in an alcohol river. Word is you killed Raheem. And Quillis. And Radames. Q: That’s bullshit, man! You know me better than that! Tri…”

— Ernest R. Dickerson, Gerard Brown, Bishop, Tupac Amaru Shakur, imdb.com

“President Camacho: Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of French fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution. South Carolina Representative #1: That's what you said last time, dipshit! South Carolina Representative #2:…”

— Mike Judge, Etan Cohen, President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, Terry Crews, imdb.com

“Lefty: [standing next to Donnie's car at night] There's the boss. And, under him, there's the skipper. You know how this works? Donnie Brasco: Yeah, it's like in the army. Lefty: Bullshit. The army is some guy you don't know telling you to go whack some other guy you don't know.”

— Paul Attanasio, Donnie Brasco / Joseph D. 'Joe' Pistone, Johnny Depp, imdb.com

“Roach: [At the Joker’s house door] Knock. Day-Day: You want me to knock? Roach: Well, knock. [Day-Day knocks at the door slightly] Roach: You're acting like a little bitch right now man, they're not gonna hear that, the music is playing. Day-Day: Excuse me partner, that was a fuckin' ghetto knock I…”

— Ice Cube, Joker, Jacob Vargas, imdb.com

“Duke: The lights are growing dim, Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am. Otto: That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me. Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.”

— Alex Cox, Otto Maddox, Emilio Estevez, imdb.com

“Forgiveness is bullshit.”

— James Gray, Ethan Gross, Roy McBride, Brad Pitt, imdb.com

“The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You go…”

— Oliver Stone, Stanley Weiser, Gordon Gekko, Michael Douglas, imdb.com

“Enough to get this apartment after Superbad, but it hadn’t come out. So Michael and I walk around every day, talking about bullshit that twenty-year-old guys talk about. I remember I bought a newspaper August 17, 2007. It was literally the craziest day. It was the day Superbad came out. And it start…”

— Jonah Hill, amazon.com

“451: People say one thing and do the other. It's just all bullshit. Don't waste words. Just best not to say anything. Kyle: Yeah, OK, shut up.”

— Eric James Virgets, Jorge Alvarez, 451, Lawrence Taylor, imdb.com

“You’re watching the same news I’m watching, so you know what I’m talking about without really saying it. People are coming out the woodworks because they feel like the leader is behind bullshit. No girl deserves to be ran over by somebody who thinks they shouldn’t be marching in the street. No unarm…”

— Tech N9Ne, billboard.com

“Good evening. Today is Wednesday, September the 24th, and this is my last broadcast. Yesterday I announced on this program that I was going to commit public suicide, admittedly an act of madness. Well, I'll tell you what happened: I just ran out of bullshit. Am I still on the air? I really don't kno…”

— Paddy Chayefsky, Howard Beale, Peter Finch, imdb.com

“[on the air] I just ran out of bullshit.”

— Paddy Chayefsky, Howard Beale, Peter Finch, imdb.com

“I want to rip out the machinery in this bullshit city.”

— Chuck MacLean, Jackie Rohr, Kevin Bacon, imdb.com

“David Levinson: You really think you can fly that thing? Captain Steven Hiller: You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?”

— Dean Devlin, Roland Emmerich, David Levinson, Jeff Goldblum, imdb.com

“Dennis: This guys is unbelievable, He wrote the fucking book on bullshit. Tilly: At least he says he did.”

— Mark Chappell, Will Arnett, imdb.com

“Cole Sear: I walk this way to school with Tommy Tammisimo. Malcolm Crowe: He your best buddy? Cole Sear: He hates me. Malcolm Crowe: Do you hate him? Cole Sear: No. Malcolm Crowe: Did your mom set that up? Cole Sear: Yes. Malcolm Crowe: Do you ever talk to your mom about how things are with Tommy? C…”

— M. Night Shyamalan, Cole Sear, Haley Joel Osment, imdb.com

“Logan: You read these in your spare time? Oh yeah, Charles, we got ourselves an X-Men fan. You do know they're all bullshit right? Maybe a quarter of it happened – but not like this. In the real world, people die! And no self-promoting asshole in a fucking leotard can stop it! Charles: Logan. Logan:…”

— David James Kelly, Michael Green, Scott Frank, James Mangold, Logan Howlett / Wolverine / X-24, Hugh Jackman, imdb.com

“Raffi: Your children don't have to come from you. They go through you. So, I wouldn't consider the battle with time over just yet. Claire: I thought time wasn't linear. I thought it was an illusion. Raffi: Maybe that was just bullshit, Claire. Maybe that was just acting. [walks away]”

— Allan Loeb, Raffi, Jacob Latimore, imdb.com