“Death doesn't really bother me unless it's someone I know. And even then, if it happens in…”

“J.D.: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me! Turk: Whoa, whoa, I just took out…”

“No matter how much we like to pretend otherwise, strong confident women will always have…”

“Life is pointless, Gandhi, and I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. The only thing…”