“I just need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever.”
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“Love conquers all. Have you not seen The Graduate?”
“Tara: Kate! I did not raise you to let boys who wear pigtails push you around. Benjamin…”
“What if I want to pray the gay to stay?”
“I wonder if the baby's claws could scratch your vag on the way out?”