“I'm just gonna go ahead an nip this thing in the bud. Cuz you know, they say pregnancy often leads to, you know... an infant”
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“Love conquers all. Have you not seen The Graduate?”
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“What if I want to pray the gay to stay?”
“I wonder if the baby's claws could scratch your vag on the way out?”