“Mike: C'mon, Archie, two measly dollars. Didn't you ever bet on anything?
Archie: Yes...I bet that my daughter would marry a human being and lost!”
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“Edith, somebody's gotta be dead; that's life.”
“Archie: All this celebrating just because one colored guy wants to leave the neighborhood.…”
“Archie: This ain't something a man usually tells a woman: I love you, Edith. Edith: I know…”
“Anybody that goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined!”