“Archie: All this celebrating just because one colored guy wants to leave the neighborhood.…”

“Archie: This ain't something a man usually tells a woman: I love you, Edith. Edith: I know…”

“Mike: C'mon, Archie, two measly dollars. Didn't you ever bet on anything? Archie: Yes...I…”

“Anybody that goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined!”