“Hi, dum dum….Where does it say you butt in, dummy? I'm fed up with you already, you know that? That's it, laugh it up. You're making $50 million a year and your poor parents are back in Nebraska eating locusts for dinner.”
About This Quote
To Johnny Carson, during his first appearance on The Tonight Show in 1965.
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