“Kate, I am here to take the first steps in overcoming our insanity one last time, for both of us. Because it’s Christmas. And because we’re good together. I’m back on the diet. Not for you, for me. But also for you, so that you’ll be with me. I can live without pizza and cookies and potato chips and whatever that brownie thing was that they were serving on the plane. The one thing I cannot live without is you. Six hours in a middle seat gives a guy plenty of time to prepare an entrance.”
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