“I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there.”

“Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish…”

“VH1 Reporter: Derek, are you worried about Hansel? Derek Zoolander: Uhh, not as much as…”

“Larry Zoolander: I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid. Derek…”