“I felt like, 'This guy's really hurting me.' And it hurt.”

“I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there.”

“Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish…”

“Larry Zoolander: I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid. Derek…”