“Mike Baxter: Honey, what's the harm in letting her try out?
Vanessa Baxter: Really, honey? A teen model? You want her hanging out in Vegas with Russian mobsters and, uh, David Spade?
Mike Baxter: I absolutely do not want that!”
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“Just 'cause we're both small and undesirable, doesn't mean we should date.”
“Esther: You're a talking penis! Benji: You're a talking penis!”
“Benji: We are the ugliest people here. Esther: Yeah, that's true.”
“Hot girls have secrets, like magicians.”