“Vanessa Baxter: [on Outdoor Man's Vlog] Come on down to Outdoor Man and get your husband off your back! And off your front. [winks]
Mike Baxter: [turning off webcam] Are you crazy? You know our minister watches this?
Vanessa Baxter: Oh please, he has eight kids, he knows what I'm talking about.”
More from Eben Russell
“Just 'cause we're both small and undesirable, doesn't mean we should date.”
“Esther: You're a talking penis! Benji: You're a talking penis!”
“Benji: We are the ugliest people here. Esther: Yeah, that's true.”
“Hot girls have secrets, like magicians.”