"I can't tell you how many times by boys have gotten laid bec..." — Eliza Clark

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I can't tell you how many times by boys have gotten laid because some little girl was trying to piss off her daddy.

— Eliza Clark, Janine "Smurf" Cody, and Ellen Barkin

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