Quotes tagged ‘Getting Laid’

“Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!”

— Douglas Kenney, Brian Doyle-Murray, Harold Ramis, Al Czervik, Rodney Dangerfield, imdb.com

“If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a single one of us is going to get her. So then we go for her friends, but they will all give us the cold shoulder because no on likes to be second choice. But what if none of us goes for the blonde? We won't get in each other's way and we won't…”

— Akiva Goldsman, Sylvia Nasar, John Nash, Russell Crowe, imdb.com

“Once again I'm with the hottest chick in town, buyin' the most expensive fashions, dinin' in the fanciest food places, riding around on goddamn jet skis. Rainin' trim. Hallucinogens. Jet skis again. Throwin' heat. And getting laid.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

“We're never gonna score! We’ll get cars and like, we'll get jobs, and we'll have to like, mow lawns and scrub the grill, but we're never gonna score ever! It's gonna suck!”

— Kristofor Brown, Mike Judge, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“I can't tell you how many times by boys have gotten laid because some little girl was trying to piss off her daddy.”

— Eliza Clark, Janine "Smurf" Cody, Ellen Barkin, imdb.com

“If you can't score at a reproductive rights function, then you simply cannot score.”

— Robbie Thompson, Charlie Bradbury, Felicia Day, imdb.com

“If you find yourself lying to women frequently, reexamine your fucking life. Be honest about your intentions, what you want, and what you’re doing. Your honesty might sometimes hurt your chances of getting laid.”

— Alison Stevenson, thoughtcatalog.com

“The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“All movie BFFs: Girl, you need to get laid!Do I need a friend who tells me to get laid? Do I need to get laid?? I have no way of knowing!!”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com