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"Drinky Crow: I wish I was dead Uncle Gabby: Why would that b..." — Eric Kaplan

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Drinky Crow: I wish I was dead

Uncle Gabby: Why would that be so great?

Drinky Crow: Well, the pain would stop.

Uncle Gabby: No it wouldn’t. I believe after death, we’re subjected to horrible tortures…of the…sexual variety.

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