“Drinky Crow: I wish I was dead
Uncle Gabby: Why would that be so great?
Drinky Crow: Well, the pain would stop.
Uncle Gabby: No it wouldn’t. I believe after death, we’re subjected to horrible tortures…of the…sexual variety.”
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