“It's like a party in my mouth and everybody's throwing up!”
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“Drinky Crow: I wish I was dead Uncle Gabby: Why would that be so great? Drinky Crow: Well,…”
“Stay away from our women. You’ve got metal fever, boy. Metal fever.”
“Hey. What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.”
“Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex.”