“Omg the sweetest thing just happened. I'm sitting here watching Modern Family when all of a sudden I hear two cute lil knocks at my front door. I open said front door and see a boy and a girl, couldn't of been more than 11 years of age. I say hello how can I help you? The boy says excuse me sir but there is a rhydon in your backyard and me and my older sister here were wondering if we can go back there and catch it? I look at these two young poketrainers and I kinda see myself in the young lad so I slam my front door run to my backyard and GUESS WHO HAS A RHYDON BITCHES!!!!!”