“Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window. He's just trying to catch a pikachu.”— Mr_Scooty_Butt, reddit.com
“You’re growing bored of Pokémon Go and looking for a new distraction from the fact that 2016 has been simply atrocious.”— Angela Watercutter, wired.com
“I love catching Pokémon on this new app! Much better than the stuff you can catch from Tinder.”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com
“I don't know who created Pokémon Go, but I want to figure out how to get them to have Pokémon Go to the polls”— Hillary Clinton, mic.com
“Pokemon brings millennials out of their natural environment - their parents' basements.”— Paul Joseph Watson, twitter.com
“Just because your inner child is dead, doesn’t mean you should try to kill the child in other people. If someone wants to enjoy Pokemon, or Finding Dory, or Star Wars - just let them. There is enough in this world to take joy from us without it being taken because of some pseudo maturity complex.”— patoispapi, patoispapi.tumblr.com
“In Pokémon GO Zapdos was found nesting near a power station. I dispense this advice with extreme caution as I do not want Pokémon GO players scaling power lines, but the nature of the beast is power.”— Tim Horton, nowloading.co
“The legendary Articuno, Moltres, Zapdos and Mewtwo have still yet to be found. We have already seen a large variety of Pokémon caught but no one has yet to even catch a glimpse of a legendary bird. We know that Niantic has included these awesome Pokémon as they are the mascot creatures for the three…”— Tim Horton, nowloading.co
“Today, SimilarWeb tells us that Pokémon Go did manage to surpass Twitter in terms of daily active users on Monday, and now sees 5.92 percent of the U.S. Android population engaging with the app on a daily basis.”— Sarah Perez, techcrunch.com
“I won't download Pokemon Go because I already play a game that wastes a lot of my life. It's called 'dating' and it's not that fun.”— Dr. Ego, twitter.com
“Thought woman was slyly taking my pic in the elevator. Turns out there was a Charmander on my shoulder.”— Noah Szubski, twitter.com
“30 years ago: Don't get into cars with strangers. Now: Pay strangers to drive you around to catch Pokémon.”— PolygonVerified account, twitter.com
“Me to employee after waiting in line for 10 mins: Busy day at Starbucks I guess. Her: Not really. Someone put a lure outside.”— Alex Pardee, twitter.com
“'My girlfriend saw that I had caught a Pokémon while at my ex’s house,’ says two-timing boyfriend.”— Byron TauVerified account,
“Pokemon Go has more users than Tinder because people actually like what they're catching.”— Sexual Gifs, twitter.com
“'Nice try Pokemon Go but I'm not getting tricked into exercise,' I say as I ride my Segway around to catch em all.”— Bebo, twitter.com
“We are paying you to work, not chase fictional video game characters with your cell phone all day. Save it for your break time or lunch. Otherwise you'll have plenty of time unemployed to 'Catch Them All.'”— RichardKorry, imgur.com