Rudolph R. Dittrich: This stuff is orange. Spaghetti ain't supposed to be orange.

Frank Perconte: This ain't spaghetti. This is Army noodles with ketchup.

Bill Guarnere: You ain't gotta eat it.

Frank Perconte: Come on, Gonorrhea, as a fellow Italian you should know that calling this crap spaghetti is a mortal sin.

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