Quotes tagged ‘spaghetti’

“Wipe that spaghetti sauce off your mouth, because I've got another project for you.”

— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Jerry Wallach, Bill Hader, imdb.com

“Chicago is superior to cities such as Boston, which had no urban planning whatsoever and whose streets resemble a bowl of spaghetti. Being eaten by Satan.”

— Melanie LaForce, amazon.com

“Them Sicilians are famous for two things: Spaghetti and revenge.”

— Warren S. Murray, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com

“I hereby declare we have spaghetti Tuesdays every Wednesday. First we have to find some spaghetti.”

— Channing Powell, Hershel Greene, Scott Wilson, imdb.com

“Rudolph R. Dittrich: This stuff is orange. Spaghetti ain't supposed to be orange. Frank Perconte: This ain't spaghetti. This is Army noodles with ketchup. Bill Guarnere: You ain't gotta eat it. Frank Perconte: Come on, Gonorrhea, as a fellow Italian you should know that calling this crap spaghetti i…”

— Erik Jendresen, Tom Hanks, Frank Perconte, James Madio, imdb.com

“Bob: [addressing a large pot] Duval, is that you in there? Duval: [from the pot] No one's in this pot. Go away. I am the spaghetti.”

— Kit Boss, Bob Belcher, H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

“What do you call someone who sells themselves for spaghetti? A pasta-tute.”

— Bolognanipple, reddit.com

“Yeah, I got some family backstage. Course my family's nuts; they're crazy. Yep. My uncle Leo. I had lunch with him the other day, he's one of these guys that anything goes wrong in life, he blames it on anti-Semitism. You know what I mean, the spaghetti's not al dente? Cook's an anti-Semite. Loses a…”

— Marjorie Gross, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“My girlfriend bet me I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.”

— rpncritchlow, reddit.com