“My highschool disbanded the cheerleader squad and ruled that they would never allow them to form again after the girls were caught giving handjobs to the football players on a bus that was transporting them back to our area from an away game.

It was a huge scandal, and enough people were involved that they cancelled the remainder of the football season, and permanently disbanded the cheer squad. I'm still not entirely clear on how that was fair for students interested in cheerleading given that it takes two people to give/get a handjob.”