“Dr. Brickman: Hello, I’m Dr. Brickman.
Sabrina: Let me guess, he has cold hands?
Zelda: Don’t worry, he performed his first operation at two.
Dr. Brickman: I even supervised my own birth — I’m a complete professional.”
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