“Valerie: 'S,' because she’s so sublime,
'A,' because she’s awesome all the time!
Harvey: 'B,' because she’s the best babe in school, 'R,' because she really makes me drool!
Mr. Kraft: And 'I' is for the icon she’s become, 'N' is ‘cause she’s great, she makes me numb!
All: And 'A,' it’s redundant to say, is the great mark she gets everyday! No matter how it’s spelled, Sabrina is unparalleled!”
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