“You know it's funny—beer never seems to improve with age. Wine does, but beer doesn't. Did…”

“I'll bet you dimes to donuts that if Charles Manson were to drop dead today, Patty…”

“Why, those lousy, no-good, rotten, stinking, commie pinko pigs.”

“We try to deal with problems that if left unattended might fester and swell and burst into…”