“Tuco: What's your name?
Walter: Heisenberg.
Tuco: Have a seat, Heisenberg.
Walter: I don't imagine I'll be here very long.
Tuco: No, al'ght. It's your meeting. Why don't you start talking and tell me what you want.
Walt: $50,000.
Tuco: 50 G's! How do you figure that?
Walter: 35 for the pound of meth you stole and 15 for my partner's pain and suffering.
Tuco: Oh yeah. I remember that little bitch. So you must be daddy. Let me get this straight. I steal your dope, I beat the piss out of your mule boy, and you bring me more meth? That's brilliant.
Walter: You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.”
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