“Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head.”

“Jesse: What's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities? Badger: Darth…”

“Tuco: What's your name? Walter: Heisenberg. Tuco: Have a seat, Heisenberg. Walter: I don't…”

“Chick’s got an ass like an onion…makes me want to cry.”