“Henry: Let me ask you something, Alexa. If you made a promise to a girl's dad that you would not see her anymore... would you consider that like a binding promise?
Alexa: Absolutely.
Henry: Yeah?
Alexa: But then again, there are always ways around such things.
Henry: Like?
Alexa: For example. If I promised a woman's father I would not see her...I would simply shut my eyes, while she serviced my manhood. [Jocko the walrus, slaps his face]
Henry: That's actually a cool way to look at it. And a very gross way. [Alexa's smile drops]”
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