“A coworker of a relative of mine once had to take a dump while at a building site. He took a huge Roll of papertowels under his arm and went into the woods. Found an old lady.

They called the police and so on. The lady was just old and died during a Walk or something. The funny thing was, that the police asked him what he wanted to do in the woods with a roll of papertowels and he was bloody honest.”