“Coach Boone: What, you say your name was, Jerry?
Bertier: [annoyed] Gerry.
Coach Boone: No, you must have said Jerry. Jerry Lewis, which you make you [looks towards Dean] Dean Martin. [towards parents] Ladies and gentleman! I've got an announcement to make. We got Jerry Lewis, and Dean Martin going to camp with us this year. Jerry tells the jokes, Dean sings the songs and gets the girl. Let's give em a round of applause. [begins to clap, inching closer to Gerry, parents are quiet] Where's your folks... Gerry?”
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