“There's a lot of conflicting information out there about female ejaculation, or more colloquially, squirting. It is perhaps the greatest mystery of our time. At this point, it's practically mythology (previously compared to urban legends of Loch Ness proportions). Squirting is a myth, they say. Or no — squirting is real, and here's how you can achieve it. Careful though, because it's actually just pee. Actually it's #NotPee. OK, squirting is real and possible, but only if you're a woman who has a prostate gland. All this has been said and more, and oh my god, why are people so easily shook by the idea of female ejaculation?”