“Get yourself together. Move to Philly. Buy a loft. Start a noise band. Get 6 or 7 roommates. Eat hummus with them. Book some gigs. Paint. Smoke cloves. Listen to Animal Collective. Start some type of salsa company.”
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“I won’t make out with you; white people do that, black people don’t make out with dogs.”
“I was so worried I baked a whole cake. And then I ate a whole cake.”
“If I mess up this white girl’s teeth, the black dentistry game is over.”
“You gotta be average as fuck for a while before you can get good at it.”