“John: Well, in my humble opinion, we've become involved in Einstein's time space continuum theory. George: Oh, right. John: Relatively speaking, that is.”Tagged: Albert Einstein, Relativity
“John: Break the glass. George: We can't! Paul: It's Beatle-proof. John: Nothing is Beatle-proof!”Tagged: beatle-proof
“John: Well, in my humble opinion, we've become involved in Einstein's time space continuum theory. George: Oh, right. John: Relatively speaking, that is.”Tagged: Albert Einstein, Relativity
“John: Well, in my humble opinion, we've become involved in Einstein's time space continuum theory. George: Oh, right. John: Relatively speaking, that is.”Tagged: Albert Einstein, Relativity
“Old Fred: Hey, what would your friends be doing here? Ringo: Displaying. Old Fred: Displaying what? Ringo: Dis-playing around.”Tagged: Puns
“Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning.”Tagged: Liverpool, Lonely, saturday night
“Ringo: Hey, I wonder what'll happen if I pull this lever. Old Fred: Oh, you mustn't do that now. Ringo: Can't help it. I'm a born 'Liver-pooler.'”Tagged: lever, Pun, Liverpool
“[singing] When I get older losing my hair many years from now. Will you still be sending me a valentine, birthday greetings, bottle of wine? If I'd been out till quarter to three would you lock the door? Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm Sixty Four?”Tagged: when i'm 64, valentines, losing my hair
“George: Hey! There's a Cyclops! Paul: Can't be. It's got two eyes. John: Must be a 'bicycle-ops' then. Ringo: There's another one. John: A whole ‘cyclopedia'!”Tagged: Cyclops, Puns
“Old Fred: Oh! Frankenstein! Ringo: Yeah, I used to go out with his sister. Old Fred: His sister? Ringo: Yeah, Phyllis.”Tagged: frankenstein, phyllis frankenstein
“Josh: So I'm working on this new move — wet hair flip, lick, body roll... I look fat when I do that. Jamie: It's not your best.”Tagged: Dancing, Self-deprecation, humor, mean, dance
“Get yourself together. Move to Philly. Buy a loft. Start a noise band. Get 6 or 7 roommates. Eat hummus with them. Book some gigs. Paint. Smoke cloves. Listen to Animal Collective. Start some type of salsa company.”
“My first marriage, I chose to leave. That’s not fuckin’ up, that’s me moving on.”Tagged: Marriage, Fucking Up, Moving On
“Bill Murray: It's 'cause I'm white, isn't it? Michael Jordan: No. Larry's white, so what? Bill Murray: Larry's not white. Larry's clear.”Tagged: Best Sports Movies
“At this level, having to endure, persevere or survive is having to do the things that may not be easy.”Tagged: Keep on Fighting, Dream Big, Perserverence